Handbasket Emporium: The Unbearable Awkwardness of Being

Dear Google Calendar,

I ♥ you. You and your multiple colours, and your tags, and your event information, and your syncing with my iPhone, and your ability to invite anyone to anything, and your multiple layers of glorious organization.

You're beautiful, baby. *smooches*

Hearts in my eyes,
Me.

Dear Outlook,

Blow me.

Sincerely Yours,
Me.

I spun. I plyed.

Then I looked over at my CD cabinets, and thought, "I've been meaning to alphabetize those for over a year."

Virgo, party of 1...