Handbasket Emporium: The Unbearable Awkwardness of Being

It was so gorgeous outside that the walk to Safeway (aside: TEENIEST SAFEWAY EVAR!) was enough to actually make me a little warm! On the one hand, not so sure about Spring being here this early, on the other SO NICE OUT.

I forgot my lunch at home, and wound up with a sandwich and a bell pepper. It was on sale, and it was YUMMY.

Knit on The Second Sock for a little while, chilled to some music in the common room, and took a lovely break from work, which isn't bad at all.

Came back to my desk just in time to be reminded that


And now, back to writing.

(snagged from several people)

1. Your rock star name (first pet, current car): Buffy Accent

2. Your gangsta name (fave ice cream flavor, favorite type of shoe): Chocolate Knee Boots

3. Your Native American name (favorite color, favorite animal): Blue Cat

4. Your soap opera name (middle name, city where you were born): Kay Reno

5. Your Star Wars name (the first 3 letters of your last name, the first two letters of your first name): Her'Re

6. Superhero name (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Green Caramel Macciatto

7. NASCAR name (the first names of your grandfathers): Merle Dick

8. Stripper name (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy): Blood Kiss (Blood Kiss is a BPAL scent, Hershey's Kisses are my guilty pleasure.)

10. TV weather anchor name (your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter): Cooke Chicago

11. Spy name (your favorite season/holiday, flower): Autumn Iris

12. Cartoon name: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now): Lychee PJ

13. Hippie name (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree): Granola Bar Maple (Doesn't sound like a bad breakfast, actually!)

Today's tarot card was the knave of pentacles.



It can stand for favourable new business ventures.

My current favourite tune is a little ditty called "Prostitution Is The World's Oldest Profession (And I, Dear Madame, Am A Professional)".

Clearly, I am meant to become Gabe Saporta's pimp.



My evil plans are coming to fruition!