Handbasket Emporium: The Unbearable Awkwardness of Being

I have been wanting to try an writing meme again, and I like this one.

Comment with a show, pairing/character, and word prompt for the letter(s) of your choosing and I’ll write you a drabble/ficlet in return.


Pick a letter! (A is for apparent, White Collar, Peter/Elizabeth/Neal) - something in that vein.

Fandoms where I have some grounding in canon include: Harry Potter, White Collar, Psych, Life, Glee, bandom (FOB, Panic, or MCR), due South, Leverage, Big Bang Theory, Star Trek Reboot, Shelter, Latter Days, Beautiful Thing, Skins, The OC, Buffy, Firefly, Temeraire, PotC... Okay, honestly, just try me, and I'll tell you if I can do it or not.

ETA: Duh, and Supernatural. I am so lame. It's only my favourite show.

Hit me with your best shot! Multiple requests welcome.

Requested Prompts

A:
B:
C:
D:
E: Education, Psych, Shawn Spencer. an_sceal <--I am totally cheating and taking one for me. Anyone else is free to claim this letter/character/show as well.
F:
G:
H:
I:
J:
K: knifeplay, Star Trek Reboot, Sulu sskipstress
L: lube, Firefly, Simon/Mal <--- order is important, and Mal should be appropriately reluctant, if that's not too much to ask. Please. :-D, jaye_valentine
M: Masturbation Material, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Buffy <--- Keeps changing the subject of her fantasizing whilst in flangrante delicto solo, jaye_valentine
N: nefarious, Bandom, Brendon/Spencer fleurrochard
O:
P: psychic, White Collar, Peter/Elizabeth/Neal fleurrochard ; playful, Firefly, River/Saffron sskipstress
Q:
R:
S:
T:
U:
V:
W: WTF?, Star Trek Reboot, Spock/Uhura/Kirk <--- Two words: ROMULAN ALE. Please. :-D, jaye_valentine
X:
Y:
Z: