an_sceal: (Ha fucking ha)
Dear Icy Hot,

I LOVE YOU.

However, and I'm -sure- that I can't be the first person to have this problem, when one has done something ridiculous to ones trapezius, one cannot actually -reach- their back to apply your lovely balm to their pains. In fact, trying to do so may actually result in further injury to the already afflicted area. (Not that I would know, of course.)

I purchased your Icy Hot Chill Stick this afternoon (and what a clever design that is, my friends! I certainly hope I don't ever grope for it accidentally when putting on my deodorant in the morning.) in the hopes that the extended reach provided by the Chill Stick applicator would be enough to alleviate some of the struggles of application.

Not so. In fact, while my shoulder is pleasantly tingly at the moment, my back is not enjoying such relief. Which may explain why I just slathered a great deal of your lovely product on a paper towel, taped that to the door in the bathroom, and rubbed against it like a bear against a tree trunk.

This was far from dignified. I may, and I am not confirming this, have minor friction burns from the paper towel, which was recycled and industrial grade to boot.

Please develop a spray on form of your product.

Thank you kindly,

Me.

December 2015

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