So, in a fit of temporary insanity, I signed up to do a mix for the [livejournal.com profile] blackdress_adam challenge. This is particularly hilarious, because:

a) I have never watched a single episode of American Idol. EVER. I don't say this in a "hiding my shame" kind of way- I have seen approximately fifteen 30-second clips at the beginning of either House or Bones, and other than osmosis by pop culture, that is the sum total of my exposure to AI.
b) I do not own any music by Adam Lambert. I have listened to several songs on YouTube, but haven't even purchased a single. (I have not acquired it through other, more nefarious means, either.)
c) ... THIS IS NOT MY FANDOM, PEOPLE. Seriously!

Despite this, Adam Lambert is hot, I am shallow, and HE KEEPS SHOWING UP IN OTHER FANDOMS. It's like, "Ding Dong- Lambert calling!" and there is he, trying to sell you Skin-So-Soft and makeup that makes you break out! Or possibly I have confused him with the neighbourhood Avon lady. In any case, witness the fact that I have an AI tag in my delicious account, and then refer back to items A, B, and C.

Whatever. I'm blaming this all on Pete Wentz's beard'o'horrors, and going back to my Con Man! In Space! story.
Hahahaha...

No, seriously?

I just sent someone a writing file instead of my resume.

O.M.G.

I, um...hope they like reading about the relationship dynamics of spazzy agoraphobics and ex-drug addict magicians?

*bangs head on keyboard*
I...
Um...
Wow...

So did I hear correctly?  Did Bush actually list this group as an example of the charity work that our newest Supreme Court nominee has done?

I'll be over here, quietly weeping, but I leave you with a final thought.

BIGOTS MAKE THE BABY JESUS CRY.

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