"It's just a yearbook, it's just a prom, it's just a word, it's just a job, it's just a school, it's just a difference in salary, it's not important, why are you making such a big deal about this, it's just amazon restricting GLBT books, it's just a con thing where you wear a button if you don't want your tits groped, it's just a novel that erases an entire people, it's just some guys exploiting women's sexuality in a survey, it's just a pronoun he/she/it why is that offensive, why are you upset, it's just a tv show, it's just a movie that's just fantasy, it's ironic, you're a credit to your..., stop whining and wait, things will change be patient, be patient, be patient, it's not a big deal. It's just, you know. Your life. Get used to it.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but this generational thing? Is this supposed to be like, working? I'm just curious, is all."

-[livejournal.com profile] seperis: stop me if you've heard this one already
So I'm sitting at lunch a little while ago, and I've got my ipod on, I've got writing in front of me...I'm clearly not paying attention to anything but what I'm doing. And this random reporter (name redacted) comes over and SLAMS the new issue of The Atlantic down on the table in front of me. Cover story is an Andrew Sullivan article on torture. And he starts talking to me, and then waits while I turn off my ipod, so he can rant at me about how "you liberals are fixated on torture. It doesn't actually matter how hard we kick the shit out of some jihadist." And he looks at me like I'm supposed to engage him in this conversation.

I had to seriously think to myself, "How can I respond to this and NOT get fired?" I settled on, "Well, I haven't read the article yet, N."

So he goes off again about how the liberals just need to get over their need to humanize everyone.

And...and...

I don't even KNOW.

I just said, "Oh. Okay. Well, I'll read the article and see how I feel about that."

Yes. Us fucking liberals and our need to see people as HUMANS.

What the ACTUAL FUCK????
Dear Creepy Fans,

Dudes. DO NOT VISIT THE ACTORS. DO NOT GO TO THE ACTOR'S HOMES.

DO NOT PASS GO. DO NOT COLLECT $200!

Please, PLEASE control your level of batshit crazy. You are making the rest of us look even more nuts than we really are.

Harmlessly Yours,
Me.
I am totally starting a hardcore bluegrass punk band and calling it QUEEB SOUND. (The caps are not optional.)

Pick your instruments people. We're going to be HUGE.

Maybe as we explore our music we'll add a brass section become QUEEB SOUND AND THE SPINNING ORGASMS.
Ever hear someone speak, and just drop your jaw and think, "Wow, that person is batshit insane?"

Yeah.

Some (most?) of you will probably already have seen this, but...wow.



(via [livejournal.com profile] askheychris)
Convinced that the world didn't have enough reasons to think he was a douche, Tucker Carlson tells us about the time he went gaybashing!

In conclusion?

Tucker Carlson: STILL A DOUCHE AFTER ALL THESE YEARS!

Oh, FFS.

Jun. 2nd, 2007 03:31 pm
I am so sick of this shit.

I am a fan. I am a member of fandom. I read, write, and enjoy slash, including Harry Potter slash. I enjoy Supernatural slash, and yes, that means consenting adult relationships between two guys who happen to be related. If that doesn't do it for you, fine and dandy.

I'M NOT MAKING YOU READ THE SAME THINGS I ENJOY.

For that matter, I have not ever advocated hurting children, abusing them sexually, mentally, or physically. Reading a story in which some or all of those things happen does not mean I condone those actions, and in fact, I choose NOT to read stories where those events are depicted in a manner that I find uncomfortable. If you really believe that I, as a survivor of childhood mental, physical, and sexual abuse, would give my time, creative energy, and passion to a group of people that I felt promoted any of those things, then kindly excuse yourself from my life, thanks.

That being said, I can't speak for all of fandom. Nobody can. There are, I'm sure, some seriously twisted folk out there, the kind of people who would hurt others without consent to get their jollies, the kind who WOULD harm a child. There are some in fandom. There are some in law enforcement. There are some on tv, and some in your library, and some at the grocery store. That doesn't mean that you can say "The grocery store is dangerous. They sell candy, which attracts children, and someone who hurt them there.", and then expect me to back you up when you want to close all the grocery stores.

There are horrible people in the world. Some of them are no doubt fans. IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT I, AS A MEMBER OF FANDOM, AM BY DEFAULT A HORRIBLE PERSON WHO WANTS TO HURT PEOPLE, NOR DOES IT MEAN THAT I SUPPORT THEIR RIGHT TO DO SO.

I am a fan. I am a member of fandom. I am a slasher.

And I am NOT a fucking pedophile.

(For the record- her entry wasn't directed at me. I don't know her. I read her journal linked from someone else. I'm not trolling. I didn't post a comment to her journal because she clearly has no intention of discussing it with anyone, and that's certainly her right. She, and people who have had her reaction, have pissed me right the fuck off, and I'm ranting.)
Heehee.  I see my little link has made the rounds this morning.  Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] interminable for the heads up, and all the intelligent people in my friends list for being as totally flabbergasted by the fucking idiocy as I am.
Jesus says it's okay to get your freak on!

Link courtesy of my lovely sister wife girlfriend, [livejournal.com profile] marigot.  I assure you, neither of us takes on a male gender role, and we both submit to the will and authority of the rightful male head of household. 

That sound you hear is Stanley laughing so hard he cries.
an_sceal: (Ha fucking ha)
Tom just played me a song about abortion...

...sung from the point of view of the fetus.

Oh. Dear. Gods.
[livejournal.com profile] threegoldfish spread the wrongness to me, and now, I bring it to you.

Title: A Really Big Favor
Author: Talia
Pairing: Ned Flanders/the Marquis de Carabas

It's...um...a Neverwhere/Simpsons crossover. I am...wow. I don't even know -what- I am.
Dear Universal,

I paid for the fucking CD. I should be able to rip it. I hate you. I almost want to return it now, since I have no way to listen to the music in my car or when I'm walking.

Rot in hell, you draconian bastards.

No Love,
Me.
an_sceal: (Ha fucking ha)
Dear Whole Foods Floozy,

Your tirade about how eating vegan is the only -moral- option was rendered somewhat less effective by the fact that you were eating out of the bulk food bins.

Get that sweetie? Bulk food bins, not sample cases.

Buy a Clue,
Me.
an_sceal: (Ha fucking ha)
There is a Shell station on Lee Highway in Centreville selling gas for $5.99 a gallon.

$5.99 a GALLON!

Their prices have gone up over $2.50 in the past 8 hours.

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